if u fuckin ur girl and she says:
- NEE HOY MINOY
- order up
- MY LEG!
- I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY
- STOMP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT DON’T FORGET IT
- BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD
- i can’t see my forehead
- THE KRUSTY KRAAAAAAAAAAB PIZZAAAAAA IS THE PIZZA YEAAH FOR YOU AND MEEEEE
u know u doin it right
the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time
You never make coffee
I just did, don’t you want it?
I HAVE NO IDEA THIS IS WHY I WANT A PREQUEL I NEED THIS INFORMATION DO YOU SEE MY PLIGHT? ? ? ? ? ? ??? ? ?? QUESTION MARK? ? ? ?????