hashbrovvn:

if u fuckin ur girl and she says:

  • HOOPLAH
  • NEE HOY MINOY
  • order up
  • MY LEG!
  • I’M READY I’M READY I’M READY
  • STOMP ON YOUR RIGHT FOOT DON’T FORGET IT
  • meow
  • BALD BALD BALD BALD BALD
  • i can’t see my forehead
  • THE KRUSTY KRAAAAAAAAAAB PIZZAAAAAA IS THE PIZZA YEAAH FOR YOU AND MEEEEE

u know u doin it right

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

08-31 • 15:49131,230 notesughbenedictjionttt

08-31 • 15:32223 noteshxrry-potterssaravildev

08-31 • 15:276,893 notesughbenedictmadmeup


A princess should be… (x)

You never make coffee
I just did, don’t you want it?

08-31 • 15:202,454 notesughbenedictbene-batch

*Random anxiety for S4 of Sherlock*

08-26 • 23:171 note
frozenweirdo whispered: wait wHAT HOW DID FERGUS AND ELINOR MEET? WHO MADE THE FIRST MOVE? DID ELINOR GIGGLE AT HIM WHILE HE WAS TRYING TO LOOK COOL OR SMT???

briannathestrange:

I HAVE NO IDEA THIS IS WHY I WANT A PREQUEL I NEED THIS INFORMATION DO YOU SEE MY PLIGHT? ? ? ? ? ? ??? ? ?? QUESTION MARK? ? ? ?????

08-26 • 22:5215 notesbriannathestrange

cumberbuddy:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s ALS Ice Challenge. You can donate HERE 

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